Thanksgiving Eve and Jokes

Okay, I don't know that this really counts as a holiday, but I'm going to say it does.  I worked 12 hours today, and then decided I wanted to make pumpkin chocolate chip cookies.  So I did.  Then I decided I wanted to take some to work tomorrow.  So I made some more (non-gluten free--because I don't share my gluten free stuff with just anybody).  And now the last batch is in the oven and I'm getting ready to head to bed, so that I can go to work tomorrow.

But, on this Thanksgiving Eve, I thought I'd share some of the fun jokes I told my patients today.  One of the girls I used to work with sent them to me (Thanks Jill!). Hopefully it gets you into the Thanksgiving mood.  I'm pretty sure I shared at least the first one with you earlier this month, but I think they're fun, so you get them again!

Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.
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Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
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Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.
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Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play.
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Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
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A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"
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Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot
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Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock
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Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed!
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Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed!
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Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
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Q: How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
A: I'll let you know next week.
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Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside.

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Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such fowl language.